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25 May 2012 @ 03:02 pm
Title: All You Know and How You Speak
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Shelby Corcoran
Pairing: Rachel/Puck
Warnings: language, reference to sex with a student
Spoilers: mild references to season 3 storyline.
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: from the puckrachel drabble meme, prompt here
Summary: After having sex with Shelby, Puck realises what a huge mistake he's made and ends up on Rachel's doorstep.

Things"ve gone wrong more than she knows, but he doesn"t tell her that; some nights she"s home, others she"s not.Collapse )
 
 
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Title: I'm Not Trying to Write a Love Song
Rating: R
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang, Quinn Fabray, ensemble
Pairing: Kurt/Puck, Santana/Brittany/Quinn, Rachel/Finn, Kurt/Blaine
Warnings: language, sexual content, boy kissing, girl kissing, groping.
Spoilers: mentioned season 2.
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: follow on from Is That a Magnet in Your Pocket and There's Not a Word for What I Want, again, out of control.
Summary: Puck's attempt at 'moving on' fails fantastically but that might not be a terrible thing.

He wasn"t sure if he was mad at Kurt, mad at himself or just fucking confused at this point.Collapse )
 
 
 
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03 May 2012 @ 02:31 am
Title: There's Not a Word for What I Want
Rating: R
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang, Quinn Fabray, ensemble
Pairing: Kurt/Puck, Santana/Brittany/Quinn, Rachel/Finn, Kurt/Blaine (excessive amounts of Quinn/Puck, Brittany/Puck, Santana/Puck, mild Rachel/Santana)
Warnings: language, sexual content, boy kissing, girl kissing, groping.
Spoilers: mentioned season 2.
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: follow on from Is That a Magnet in Your Pocket, begged for by Mol, got out of control.
Summary: After the party at Puck's, the Unholy Trinity form an alliance with a goal in mind; break up Kurt and Blaine, hook up Puck and Kurt. If only things went smoothly.

Puck wakes up to dead cat taste in his mouth, a mild throb at the back of his skull and a butt wiggling into his crotch.Collapse )
 
 
 
 
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28 April 2012 @ 02:06 am
Title: Is That a Magnet in Your Pocket
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang, Quinn Fabray, ensemble
Pairing: Kurt/Puck, Santana/Brittany, Rachel/Finn, Tina/Mike (mild Tina/Puck, Rachel/Quinn, Finn/Quinn, Mercedes/Puck, Brittany/Rachel, Santana/Tina, Santana/Finn, Quinn/Puck, Brittany/Finn and others. No really, ALL THE PAIRINGS)
Warnings: language, sexual content, boy kissing, girl kissing, groping.
Spoilers: mentioned season 2.
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: inspired by a college party recently attending. I couldn't help myself.
Summary: After their first Nationals, the original New Directions party it up at the Puckerman house. Brittany drunkenly declares it 'Spin the Bottle Sex Dice' night and the only thing Puck's wondering is why Britt's wandering around with sex dice. Horniness ensues.

It"s hard to pin point exactly whose idea it had been; Santana would say Puck, but Puck was pretty sure Britt brought it up, and of all people, Tina agreed.Collapse )
 
 
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13 April 2012 @ 02:24 pm
Title: My Brother's Keeper
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Quinn Fabray, Sarah Puckerman, ensemble
Pairing: Quinn/Puck
Warnings: language, depictions of high school shooting, injury
Spoilers: mild season 2, up to Furt.
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: request from Mol.
Summary: Sarah's had rules for her cell phone and Noah usually follow those rules too. But when he texts her in class, and tells her there's a shooter at his school, Sarah's pretty sure the rules don't apply here.

But Sarah had rules, and she had to follow them. And usually, Noah followed the rules with Sarah too.Collapse )
 
 
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29 March 2012 @ 12:38 am
Title: In Good Health and Good Time
Rating: R
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray, Finn Hudson, Sarah Puckerman, ensemble
Pairing: Rachel/Puck, background Finn/Rachel, Kurt/Blaine
Warnings: minor character death, swearing
Spoilers: references through season 2, non-canon compliant season 3
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: entry for gleebang; thank you dearly to all beta's involved, to Mol for listening to my constant whining and ranting and figuratively slapping sense into me, and to Jormy for all music help, you are a life saver!
Summary: An accident lands Puck in the hospital, killing his mother and grandmother. Mr. Puckerman, as Noah's next of kin, is called while Puck lies in the hospital, a reunion that results in shocking revelations, surprising revelations and a completely new family dynamic for Noah and his sister. Senior year definitely turns out different from how Puck would've imagined.

Fanmix: an absolutely beautiful fanmix was created by the truly talented sadiesayswhat and can be found here for listening. I definitely recommend that you download and listen, it's amazing.

The smell tells him he"s in the hospital before the beeping and machines do. He"s got an IV in his hand and something hooked up to his chest, probably one of those funky heart monitors.Collapse )

Part Two
 
 
 
 
 
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28 March 2012 @ 11:47 pm
Title: Boy With a Coin
Mixer: sadiesayswhat
Note: A simply fantastic fanmix made to go with my entry for gleebang. It really is such a beautiful mix.
Fic: In Good Health and Good Time

A boy with a coin he crammed in his jeansCollapse )
 
 
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09 January 2012 @ 03:32 am
Title: The Grass is Always Greener
Chapter: 15/?
Rating: overall NC-17, this chapter NC-17
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Quinn Fabray, ensemble
Pairing: Quinn/Puck
Warnings: Body swap, teen pregnancy
Spoilers: Blanket Season 2
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: from the glee_angst_meme, prompt here
Summary: Somehow, Quinn and Puck somehow end up in each other’s bodies. It's not as fun as it sounds either. The really horrifying thing? Puck ends up pregnant and seeing how the other half lives. This is not how he wanted to spend his senior year.

Secondary Note: Really, really, really confusing pronouns and body swap sex ahead.

Rachel’s big after school surprise was a salon day. Puck’s not sure why that’s a big deal but she wanted it to be some kind of surprise.Collapse )
 
 
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05 January 2012 @ 02:14 am
Title: Every Car You Chase
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Rachel Berry, ensemble
Pairing: Rachel/Puck
Warnings: none
Spoilers: references through season 2
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: from the puckrachel prompt meme, round two, prompt here
Summary: Puck looks to 'fix' Rachel after a break up with Finn. It has some surprising results. "Can we try us again?"

Puck"s certain that Schue does this shit just to piss him off. It"s not even fair.Collapse )
 
 
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02 December 2011 @ 10:26 am
Title: Through Thick and Thin
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Finn Hudson, Quinn Fabray
Pairing: Gen
Warnings: abuse
Spoilers: references through season 2
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: from the glee_angst_meme, prompt here
Summary: Finn's away with mono when Puck comes in sporting an impressive wound. The truth doesn't hit until Finn's back with a clue-by-four.

But his parole officer will kick his ass if he skips school, and then she"ll ask questions and that"ll be uncomfortable. So he attends as little as possible, doesn"t make eye contact with anyone and turns up to glee with his shoulders tense and hunched.Collapse )
 
 
 
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01 December 2011 @ 11:55 pm
Title: Heading for a Meltdown
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez,
Pairing: Kurt/Puck
Warnings: homophobic slurs
Spoilers: references up to 1.05
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: from the glee_angst_meme, prompt here
Summary: Puck answers Kurt's phone during glee one afternoon. And so launches Santana and Puck's quest to find the mystery caller.

It"s general practice for them to leave their phones on the piano now. After one too many missed calls thanks to rifling through bags or just not hearing the ringing, they lay them out and just answer if needed.Collapse )
 
 
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29 November 2011 @ 11:38 pm
Title: What Am I Waiting For [part one]
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Finn Hudson, Santana Lopez, ensemble
Pairing: Kurt/Puck, Blaine/Kurt
Warnings: Angst, mpreg, pregnancy angst
Spoilers: references through season 2, slight for season 3
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: from the glee_angst_meme, prompt here
Summary: Puck had a big confession prepared for Kurt on the night of Regionals in their junior year. But Kurt's non-confession sort of ruined that. So Puck was pregnant, and it was Kurt's, but Kurt was with Blaine. Puck didn't expect the drama that followed.

He"s pretty sure that"s what this is, pretty sure that the cosmic whatever is royally pissing itself with laughter over this whole thing and he"s just up a creak with no paddle and a fucking hole in the boat. It"s stupid as fuck, but he probably deserves it.Collapse )
 
 
 
 
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27 November 2011 @ 10:10 am
Title: Do You Feel Me Now
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Quinn Fabray, ensemble
Pairing: Quinn/Puck
Warnings: smut, car sex, public sex
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: from the glee_kink_meme, prompt here
Summary: On a car journey back from a performance, Quinn is in Puck's lap. It's not exactly a smooth ride.

Everyone had their own seat on the way there, only Quinn"s seat was right between Finn and Mercedes and she just kept getting elbowed and nudged and that wasn"t comfortable at all.Collapse )
 
 
 
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27 November 2011 @ 01:53 am
Title: Touch Me and I Come Alive
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Santana Lopez, ensemble
Pairing: Santana/Puck
Warnings: smut, exhibitionism, drunk sex
Spoilers: references to season 3
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: from the glee_kink_meme, prompt here
Summary: Puck and Santana bang at a party, with the glee club in the room.

San knows this guy, who knows this girl, whose roommate"s boyfriend"s best buddy has a friend who knows about this party. It"s a whole big complex thing, but San wrangles herself an inviteCollapse )
 
 
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24 November 2011 @ 01:34 am
Title: Drunken Snuggles Can Lead to Threesomes
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang
Pairing: Mike/Puck/Tina
Warnings: drunk sex, infidelity, threesome
Spoilers: references of 2.16 Blame it On the Alcohol
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: Born of a conversation with ice_whisper, naturally.
Summary: After Rachel's party, Puck's far too drunk to go home to his ma, Mike offers his place to crash. Puck's grateful.

No one really knew that Puck"s moods were highly dependent on the alcohol he drank.Collapse )
 
 
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14 November 2011 @ 10:27 pm
Title: The Grass is Always Greener
Chapter: 14/?
Rating: overall NC-17, this chapter PG-13
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Quinn Fabray, ensemble
Pairing: Quinn/Puck
Warnings: Body swap, teen pregnancy
Spoilers: Blanket Season 2
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: from the glee_angst_meme, prompt here
Summary: Somehow, Quinn and Puck somehow end up in each other’s bodies. It's not as fun as it sounds either. The really horrifying thing? Puck ends up pregnant and seeing how the other half lives. This is not how he wanted to spend his senior year.

Secondary Note: Really, really, really confusing pronouns ahead.

They got past Halloween a week ago, so Rachel believes it’s okay to start on Thanksgiving. Puck would like to just get through his first major test in French, thanks very much.Collapse )
 
 
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11 November 2011 @ 08:10 pm
Title: Beautiful (In Every Single Way)
Rating: R
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Rachel Berry
Pairing: Rachel/Puck
Warnings: smutish
Spoilers: references to 2.18 Born this Way
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: from the glee_kink_meme, prompt here
Summary: Finn called her beautiful. Noah made her feel beautiful.

It"s not like she doesn"t get it. She does. They think she"s fine. That she"s okay the way she is.Collapse )
 
 
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04 November 2011 @ 11:45 pm
Title: The Grass is Always Greener
Chapter: 13/?
Rating: overall NC-17, this chapter R
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez, ensemble
Pairing: Quinn/Puck
Warnings: Body swap, teen pregnancy
Spoilers: Blanket Season 2
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: from the glee_angst_meme, prompt here
Summary: Somehow, Quinn and Puck somehow end up in each other’s bodies. It's not as fun as it sounds either. The really horrifying thing? Puck ends up pregnant and seeing how the other half lives. This is not how he wanted to spend his senior year.

Puck kind of hates being sick. It’s not even the throwing up, or the fever sweat, or even the sore muscles, it’s just the lack of energy to do anything.Collapse )
 
 
 
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04 November 2011 @ 03:14 pm
Title: A Charming Spell
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, ensemble
Pairing: Finn/Puck
Warnings: crazy gender swap.
Spoilers: references through season 2
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: from the glee_angst_meme, prompt here
Summary: A scientific anomaly turns Puck into a girl. With no other choice but to wait until he changes back, he moves on with his life. Things were fine up until Finn kissed him and shit started between them.

Puck just slams his locker shut as well as possible, still not handling the change or the emotions it churned up, or the fact that he was seriously missing a few very important parts.Collapse )
 
 
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03 November 2011 @ 03:06 pm
Title: Fortune Favours the Brave (and fabulously stylish)
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Kurt Hummel
Pairing: Kurt/Puck
Warnings: None
Spoilers: References vague Season 2, spoilers for Original Song.
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: from the glee_angst_meme, prompt here
Summary: Domestic!Puckerman household. Noah's reaction to Kurt's news is met with old habits. Kurt gets a surprise making sure Puck hasn't landed himself back in juvie.
Continuation of Books and Their Covers, Life is a Bowl of Cherries and An Exception for Every Rule

Dalton isn"t everything that Kurt thought it could be. It"s safe, and Kurt doesn"t worry about the looks or being bullied.Collapse )
 
 
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31 October 2011 @ 02:43 pm
Title: Ain't Nobody Else Gonna Make it Right
Rating: R
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Finn Hudson, Santana Lopez, ensemble
Pairing: Finn/Puck
Warnings: mentioned sexual assault of a minor, candid talk of rape.
Spoilers: references through season 2
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: from the glee_angst_meme, prompt here
Summary: Finn doesn't believe a man can be raped by a woman. Puck doesn't contribute to the discussion because he's scared that if he opens his mouth, he'll break down in tears.

They"d had to sit through some stupid seminar or whatever about the importance of protecting yourself, because at this young age, you were starting to explore the more physical sides of relationships. Only, it wasn"t some "sex awareness" week or something, Figgins would be too worried that would lead to more teenage pregnancies, this was some kind of public service announcement that spanned a week.Collapse )
 
 
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30 October 2011 @ 11:46 pm
Title: Best Friends Before Losers
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Santana Lopez, ensemble
Pairing: Gen
Warnings: None
Spoilers: references through season 2, and the first ep of season 3
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: from the glee_angst_meme, prompt here
Summary: When Mr Schue kicked Santana out of Glee, he didn't just lose one member. He lost two.

She had just beat up two ten year old boys who"d pulled her by her hair off the swings. She was awesome.Collapse )
 
 
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28 October 2011 @ 01:37 pm
Title: Looking for Heaven for the Devil in Me
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, ensemble
Pairing: Kurt/Puck
Warnings: mentions of attempted suicide, self-harm
Spoilers: references through season 2, specifically Never Been Kissed, Special Education, Furt and Blame it On the Alcohol.
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money. No affiliation.
A/N: from the puckurt prompt post, prompt here
Summary: Puck came back from juvie different; quiet and contained. Kurt thought that something must've happened inside. Until he finds out there was no juvie, and Noah's on a slope to becoming yet another statistic unless someone gives him a reason. Kurt makes it his new mission.

Beyond that first day, when Schue first told them that Puckerman was in juvie and wasn’t going to be with them for however many weeks it took for him to serve whatever time they gave him for whatever crack pot stunt he’d pulled, no one actually heard any news from or about Puck.Collapse )